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木曜日 10.12.09

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.


1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…Stupid
Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.


2. In the bus: A heavy man wearing huge army shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia…..why don't you try again


3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
StupidQuestion:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?


4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.


5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself


6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it's just the money.


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa eat pineapple or not. You bet I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.


8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding……


9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a friend asks…
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-Gosh, it's a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!


LMAOS.



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